Another Assasins Creed 2 Review =/

Ezio something something Italian, Flying :O

Ezio something something Italian, Flying :O

AC2 Review

So unfortunately this was the only game i got for chrimbo, but i suppose it gave me more time to finish it and i have several more games i need to take out again and complete.                    *BTW theyre will be spoilers*

Now fortunately i never paid any attention to the hype surrounding this game before i got it, Because letting the hype get to you always lessens your enjoyment of the game when you over weigh your expectations, but this game still has to be one of the better games of 2009.

It starts off with Desmond and that girl.. escaping from the Templar base with the original animus, then you get to be your old ancestor Ezio something something Italian. The story kicks off in florence when you are a teenager, fighting with some other douche bag and for the first few hours without weapons and the most boring of sidequests, then half of your family gets hung and the story starts to get somewhat exciting, you finally get weapons, but then your subjected to having  to walk half the city along with a bunch of hookers for an hour, you also then get to realise that the building are all the same from AC1 copied and pastad into this with a new lick of paint, but i guess thats the same with just about everything in the game. The only really big thing that was added to the game is the monttengri villa, where after a while your basically given ownership too and are allowed to upgrade the shops and store your weapons etc.. The only real big addition to the game apart from being able to buy weapons, maps, armour and medicine.

Now one thing i liked alot more about the first game was the setting, the ‘holy land’ and the stories and myths surrounding the middle east are far more interesting than Italy during the renassaince

Ezio isnt as dull as Altair but id hardly call him a good character as hes bland and generic as an american action film star.

People including myself complained about how repetitive the missions were in the first, and while they do add a few new thing here and there, its still very repetitive, unlike some people say, its still all run here, kill this guy, escape, climb this ladder etc..Not so much as the first but not a great deal better

The variety of the cities and the size of the general landscape is impressive, and still contain all the huge viewpoints dotted around the cities and countryside, but thankfully there are alot of collectables in this game, so at least you have something to do when you finish the main story, and i do advise you to solve all of subjects 16’s hidden codes as it does reveal quite an interesting ‘truth’

The game itself contains quite a bit of anti religious statements, and i would not advise any ‘ hardcore ‘ (lol) Christians to play the game as your bound to get offended by the weird but ultimately very entertaining and intruiging version of how man-kind came into existence by these humanoid creatures with silver sellotape stuck to there arses

The main woman (Eve???>>)  who tells Ezio of the prophecy says that humans were created in the image of themselves, which i think pays homage to the German poet Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, who’s famous quote of ”God did not create us in his image, we created him in ours”

Theres alot of different interpretations to be taken from the story. But after you find all that out surprise surprise the templars are waiting for you downstairs in the hideout… And for some reason during the game you skip some of the memory sequences and skip 10 years later in the game, ezio barely looks different =/ Hes for some reason gotten white rather than tanned and has a beard…for some reason directors and film makers seem to think that people dont age or change at all in the period of 10 years >.< Something that i noticed in alot of games and films

Overall, its a very good game and quite a big improvement over the first but not as big as some people make it out to be. But when it comes to GoTY Uncharted 2 is still the better game and rightful holder of all those awards it has won

Also for those with a fondness of trophies its a very easy platinum, just time consuming….. Another dirty thing ubisoft have done tho, is that they cut the DLC out of the game and are now going to sell it, they thought it was better to keep the story time down and cut  it out and are now set to profit from it …. Which i dont agree with what so ever, and seems like something all games developers are now doing

Score: 7.8\ 10

Good game and well worth a few of your gaming hours, but not the second coming of Christ like some proclaim it to be

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Valyria Chrionicles (Teh Review)

Oh noes its yet another review :O

So the game begins in a fictional country called Gallia, in Europa, where the imperial army is invading … In 1935….. I think you can see similarities already with what this is…… Its basically WW2 for n00bs, with the bad guys (surprise, surprise) This time being russia or there abouts (becsaue these days it fashionable to have a thirst for russian blood). There are even people That represent jewish people too (oh lawd)

But apart from that the story is quite deep, refreshing and a good length, which can be easily said that most games these days lack this. There are some god-awfully corny moments in there too >.> And humans that when close to death and have special laser bolt lance things placed beside them glow blue :O (some people have all the luck). There also some good, if predictable twists included… Just to keep you guessing

Now onto the bread and butter of the game the gameplay… Now you’ll either love it or hate it, simple as that.. You’ll admire The strategy and turn based elements of the game or either you’ll hate it because it doesn’t let you run around n00b tubbing every other n00b in site

If you Have any ounce of strategic thinking in your tiny little  brains you shouldnt find the game to difficult, but if you make one bad mistake it can result in starting the level over again, but good gamer (like myself) *cough* should be able to beat the game without much difficult. There are also other little side mission-esque battles, which are re-hashes of all the main fights, to play through to get extra XP and more money to upgrade your tanks, armour and weapons and you can earn little in-game badges for killing people =D

Now one thing that i personally like about the game is its graphics… The almost cel-shadded type graphics, but coloured in with brush stroke painting is quite nice, especially in the cities and the fields, but then in the big battles in the dark dessert areas it looks like someone found and another use for diarrahoea……

My only main problems with the game is yet again the last boss is disappointing, and very easy once you find out how to beat him, they just make him strong, and it shows a lack of imagination…. And the ending which seems to be in all anime-esque, is that they all marry each other…. or they all die…. Its never any different for some reason

But anyways great game and one of my Favourite RPG’s ever                                                                                                    (thanks for the lend Darren :P )

Overall : 8.7/10

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Batman: Arkham Asylum ( Teh Review )

So unfortunately this is my first review, possibly one of many… anyways onto the game

So quite excited for this game, i reserved it in GAME to make sure to get the extra DLC map… Got it on launch and was well pleased, i already knew from the demo that this game was pretty damn good….. It starts off with batman bringing joker back into arkham and yet again the joker escapes thanks to the guards incompetence, well thanks for the oh-so original batman story line

It brakes you in easily and it never really gets very challenging throughout the game, unless you suck The Mix of stealth all out brawls and slight puzzle solving works out surprisingly well, the stealth parts are easily the best and most entertaining parts in the game and considering the amount of new tools you get to use to kick butt theyre even better since the weapons (if you will) are pretty useless in the mano-a-mano combat.

The riddler puzzles are a highlight, a great addition to the game and add a little longetivity to what is a relatively short game, and These also unlock character profiles for characters and shows all characters in the batman universe and many of which i have never heard of in my life, and it shows the amount of people they couldve used and didnt and possibly of people that might make it in the inevitable sequel.

What is easily the worst thing about the game is the goddam crappy boss fights, theyre so generic, boring and way too short and easy.. But apart from that it is a very good game and i would definetly recommend at least a rent if not a buy. And it also is being supported with free DLC challenge maps which is nice, considering none of them are worth money but still add a nice touch to the game. Also for you trophy whores its not a difficult game to platinum either

Score: 8.3/10

Final Verdict: Best superhero game in a long time

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